C-5 Road (Metro Manila) – Metro Manila’s “Almost Expressway
C-5: The Road That Promised to Solve Traffic (LOL)
- Flyover Country: Concrete bridges to nowhere special
- Trucker’s Paradise:
- Alternate Route Myth: Just as bad as EDSA but less famous
- Traffic Light Lottery: Green means “maybe go if you’re feeling lucky”
- Flood Season: Nature’s way of saying “take the train”
- UV Express Gauntlet: Where commuters become contortionists
- Mall Oases:
- Construction Zone: Permanent since 2008
- Neighborhood Watch: Security guards who’ve seen too much
- Fast Food Row: Where diets come to die in traffic
- Motorcycle Madness: Lane splitting at death-defying speeds
- Rainy Season: Turns potholes into swimming pools
- Bike Lane Illusion: Painted lines that cars completely ignore
- Weekend Mirage: When traffic almost moves normally
- Final Destination: Anywhere but stuck here
Where 18-wheelers go to nap
Market! Market! to SM Aura – traffic pit stops
Originally posted 2008-01-22 01:56:02.