Manila Banking

Bank of Commerce Sales: Where Time Moves Backwards

Observational humor about Manila’s most unhurried banking experience

Bank of Commerce – Sales St Branch

Address: 609 Sales St, Manila
Phone: +63 2 8733 8705
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10 Sales St Banking Truths:

1. The ceiling fans spin counterclockwise – like time itself reversing
2. Pro tip: Bring a packed lunch and dinner – you’ll be here through two meal cycles
3. Tellers count money with the urgency of a sloth in a meditation retreat
4. The “New System” sign has been there since the Marcos administration
5. That moment when your deposit slip requires a notary, blood sample, and family tree
6. Free history lessons from the vintage decor (some artifacts date back to 1982)
7. Security guards have perfected the art of looking busy while accomplishing nothing
8. The pens are chained down like they contain nuclear codes
9. Your transaction clears faster if you stop existing temporarily
10. The bulletin board has interest rates from when dinosaurs roamed the earth

Originally posted 2018-06-22 12:10:06.