Manila Banking

PBB Paterno: Where Business Means Waiting for Business

Lighthearted takes on Manila’s most appropriately named bank

Philippine Business Bank – Paterno St Branch

Address: 707 Paterno St, Manila
Phone: +63 23105217
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10 Paterno St Banking Realities:

1. The “Business Hours” sign should say “Waiting Hours”
2. Pro tip: Bring your whole office – you’ll have time to run payroll
3. Tellers process transactions like they’re negotiating mergers
4. The boardroom chairs are more comfortable than the lobby seats
5. That moment when your coffee order arrives before your number’s called
6. Free networking opportunities with fellow queue captives
7. Security guards check IDs like they’re verifying shareholders
8. The deposit slips look like miniature contracts
9. Your withdrawal request requires three levels of approval
10. The bank’s wifi is faster than their transactions

Originally posted 2018-04-04 15:24:28.