Asian Theological Seminary ATS – Asian Theological Seminary ATS: Evangelical Theological Education Since 1972
15 Brutally Honest Truths About ATS
- The only seminary where “theological” means both deep study and deeply questioning your life choices
- ATS WiFi is as reliable as a first-year student’s Greek translations – spotty at best
- You haven’t truly experienced ATS until you’ve fallen asleep mid-exegesis paper
- Theology students communicate in Hebrew vowels and coffee-fueled rants about Calvinism
- The library is 40% commentaries and 60% students having existential crises
- Every ATS student has mastered the art of looking pious while actually napping
- The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bags under your eyes during finals
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Cubao jeepneys are least crowded
- Group hermeneutics projects are just tests to see who actually did the readings
- Professors can detect ChatGPT-generated sermons from the pulpit
- The only thing more inspired than your homiletics are your excuses for late assignments
- You know you’re true ATS material when you consider the chapel your second bedroom
- Graduation is just ATS saying “Now go shepherd your flock (and remember to tithe)”
- The Pastoral program is where they teach you to care for everyone’s soul except your own
- Campus is so theological even the stray cats look like they’re contemplating predestination
Originally posted 2018-07-10 09:55:57.