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15 Brutally Honest Truths About UA&P
- The only university where “Asia and the Pacific” means both global ambitions and local tuition fees
- UA&P WiFi is as exclusive as the admissions process – works great until everyone logs on
- You haven’t truly experienced UA&P until you’ve debated economic theories over ?500 coffees
- Business students communicate in PowerPoint shortcuts and consultant jargon
- The library is 50% economic journals and 50% students questioning their life choices
- Every UA&P student has mastered the art of looking professional while running on 3 hours of sleep
- The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes during finals week
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Pearl Drive jeepneys are least crowded
- Group case studies are just tests to see who can bullshit management theories best
- Professors can detect ChatGPT-generated papers from across the reading room
- The only thing more polished than your business plan are your excuses
- You know you’re true UA&P material when you consider Starbucks your second classroom
- Graduation is just UA&P saying “Now go consult for McKinsey (and remember to donate)”
- The Humanities program is where they teach you to critique capitalism while charging capitalist tuition
- Campus is so business-focused even the vending machines require a cost-benefit analysis
Originally posted 2018-06-29 00:22:48.