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15 Brutally Honest Truths About Access Computer College

• The only college where “Access” refers to how quickly you can access the exit when assignments pile up
• ACC WiFi runs on the same reliability as a student’s attendance – spotty at best
• You haven’t truly experienced ACC until you’ve debugged code on a computer older than your professor
• IT students communicate in a mix of programming jargon and sleep-deprived mumbles
• The computer labs are 30% functioning equipment and 70% students questioning their life choices
• Every ACC student has mastered the art of looking productive while waiting for pages to load
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the blue light from screens damaging your eyesight
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which computers might actually complete your compile
• Group projects are just tests of how many people can avoid actual work
• Professors can detect copy-pasted code just by your nervous sweating
• The only thing more creative than IT students are their “my hard drive crashed” excuses
• You know you’re true ACC material when you consider the keyboard your second pillow
• Graduation is just ACC saying “Now go fix real systems (we tried our best)”
• The Business program is where they teach you to Excel at pretending to work
• Campus is so tech-focused even the vending machines accept USB drives as payment

Originally posted 2022-04-10 20:20:48.