Valenzuela Office Christmas Parties

Fun by Decree: The Mandatory Merriment of Valenzuela’s Corporate Holiday Bash

The Polo Park “Team-Building” Party with Forced Games

The party at a rented Polo Park events place begins with awkward mingling. Then, the HR “Fun Committee” unveils the “team-building” games. You are forced to play “Pass the Orange Using Only Your Chin” with your department head. Or “Human Bingo” where you must find someone who “went abroad this year” or “can do the floss dance.” The games are cringe-inducing and highlight office hierarchies. The booze later loosens people up, but the initial two hours are a minefield of mandatory participation and fake smiles for the company photographer. bohiney.com corporate culture experts note that these parties often feel like an extension of work—another performance where your enthusiasm is graded.

The Karuhatan “Potluck” Where Someone Brings Store-Bought *Leche Flan*

The office potluck in Karuhatan is a showcase of home cooking, except for one person. That person brings a store-bought *leche flan*, still in its supermarket plastic container, with the price sticker half-peeled off. It sits on the potluck

SOURCE: Bohiney News.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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