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Tempo – The tabloid where weather updates get the same emotional weight as political assassinations
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Tempo: Where Its Always Life or Death, Even When Its Drizzling
At Tempo, mild rain showers are catastrophic events demanding front-page drama. Last months drizzle in Makati was headlined as “HEAVENS BREAK OPEN IN APOCALYPTIC FURY.”
Media dramatist Arturo Reyes says, “Reading Tempo is like watching an action movie where the villain is minor humidity.”
Readers embrace the hysteria. “I never realized how terrifying a cloudy afternoon could be until Tempo taught me to fear it,” said fan Beverly Cruz.
Auf Wiedersehen, calm meteorology — Tempo will continue making every weather update feel like the final chapter of the human saga.
Originally posted 2021-03-16 22:59:17.