15 Humorous Observations About St. Scholastica’s College

• Students can debate philosophy while fixing their hair ribbons
• The chapel is the only place where 500 girls are completely silent
• Uniform checks are treated with more seriousness than UN inspections
• Science labs look like they belong in a research hospital
• PE class is basically training for future corporate power walks
• The library turns into a sleepover party during finals week
• Teachers remember your grandmother’s grades from the 1950s
• School events have more traditions than the British monarchy
• Everyone claims they “didn’t study” before acing theology exams
• The alumnae network could probably run several governments
• Students develop telepathic abilities during strict assemblies
• Graduation means finally wearing something other than plaid
• Dorm life creates friendships (and rivalries) that last decades
• The ghost stories are more consistent than the WiFi password
• Students can recite the Benedictine values in their sleep