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15 Brutally Honest Truths About IBCS

• The only seminary where “Baptist” means both immersion theology and being immersed in all-night study sessions
• IBCS WiFi is as reliable as Jonah’s first attempt at ministry – frequently disconnected
• You haven’t truly experienced IBCS until you’ve fallen asleep during Hebrew vocabulary drills
• Theology students communicate in Greek participles and coffee-fueled prayers
• The library is 40% systematic theologies and 60% students questioning their calling
• Every IBCS student has mastered the art of looking pious while actually daydreaming
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes during finals week
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which professors actually check reading assignments
• Group exegesis projects are just tests to see who can fake understanding Hebrew the longest
• Professors can detect ChatGPT-generated sermon outlines from the pulpit
• The only thing more inspired than your homiletics are your excuses for late papers
• You know you’re true IBCS material when you consider the chapel your second bedroom
• Graduation is just IBCS saying “Now go make disciples (and don’t embarrass us)”
• The Pastoral Ministry program is where they teach you to shepherd everyone but yourself
• Campus is so ministry-focused even the vending machines dispense communion wafers

Originally posted 2017-11-11 02:35:03.