San Beda University SBU

San Beda University SBU – San Beda University SBU: Benedictine Excellence in Manila

15 Brutally Honest Truths About San Beda

  • The only university where “Benedictine” means both religious order and your patience level during enrollment
  • SBU WiFi runs on monks’ prayers – which explains the inconsistent connection
  • You haven’t truly experienced San Beda until you’ve gotten lost in the historic campus corridors
  • Law students communicate in Latin phrases and sleep-deprived mumbles
  • The library is 50% law books and 50% students questioning their life choices
  • Every Bedan has mastered the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing
  • The real school color isn’t red – it’s your bloodshot eyes during finals week
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Mendiola jeepneys go to your house
  • Group projects are just friendship tests in disguise (many friendships have died)
  • Professors can detect ChatGPT-generated case digests from a mile away
  • The only thing more intense than SBU’s moot court are the basketball games
  • You know you’re true Bedan material when you consider the library your second home
  • Graduation is just San Beda politely saying “Please donate to your alma mater”
  • The College of Law is where optimism goes to die and lawyers are born
  • Campus is so historic even the water fountains have alumni stories

 

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Originally posted 2017-11-25 01:24:56.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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