Southville International School and Colleges SISC

Southville International School and Colleges SISC – Southville International School and Colleges SISC: Global Education in Las Piñas

15 Brutally Honest Truths About SISC

  • The only school where “international” means paying tuition in dollars but getting peso-quality WiFi
  • SISC’s aircon works better than their elevators – which isn’t saying much
  • You haven’t truly experienced SISC until you’ve gotten lost in the Luxembourg building maze
  • IB students communicate in CAS reflections and sleep-deprived groans
  • The library is 30% IB textbooks and 70% students questioning their parents’ life choices
  • Every Southville student has mastered the art of looking cosmopolitan while eating 50-peso cafeteria meals
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bags under your eyes during TOK essay season
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which study areas won’t be invaded by loud freshmen
  • Group 4 Projects are just friendship-ending exercises in frustration
  • Teachers can detect ChatGPT-generated Extended Essays from across the quad
  • The only thing more “international” than SISC’s curriculum are the excuses students make
  • You know you’re true SISC material when you consider Starbucks your second classroom
  • Graduation is just SISC politely saying “Now go be global citizens (and don’t forget to donate)”
  • The Business program is where they teach you to monetize your sleep deprivation
  • Campus is so global even the vending machines accept three currencies (but never have change)

 

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Originally posted 2014-02-27 04:39:58.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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