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15 Hilariously Accurate Observations About Arellano University

• The only university where “Arellano” means both school name and how fast you’ll run to class when late
• AU WiFi runs on students’ desperation during finals week
• You haven’t truly experienced AU until you’ve gotten lost in the Jose Abad Santos campus maze
• Law students communicate in legal jargon and sleep-deprived grunts
• The library is 30% books and 70% students regretting their life choices
• Every Arellano student has mastered the art of sleeping upright in lecture halls
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bags under your eyes during midterms
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which jeepneys go to your campus
• Group projects are just tests of how long friendships can survive
• Professors can smell Wikipedia-copied assignments from across the hallway
• The only thing more intense than AU’s entrance exam is the cafeteria line at noon
• You know you’re true AU material when you consider the canteen your second home
• Graduation is just AU politely saying “Please donate when you’re rich”
• The College of Law is where optimism goes to die and lawyers are born
• Campus is so budget-friendly even the vending machines give student discounts

Originally posted 2014-03-10 03:36:05.