South Superhighway (Makati) – Makati’s “Expressway to Nowhere Fast
South Superhighway: Where “Super” is Wishful Thinking
- Toll Booth Blues: Paying for the privilege of sitting still
- Traffic Light Fiction: What traffic lights?
- UV Express Derby: Vans racing for the Alabang commuters
- Alternate Route Myth: Every exit just leads to more traffic
- Rainy Season: Turns the highway into a parking lot
- Street Food Mirage: You can see it but never reach it
- Overpass Challenge: Extreme cardio for desperate pedestrians
- Construction Zone: Permanent since the 80s
- Sidewalk Bazaar: Selling everything except walking space
- Neighborhood Watch: Toll booth operators who’ve seen it all
- Fast Food Oasis: The only reason to exit voluntarily
- Motorcycle Madness: Lane splitting at death-defying speeds
- Weekend Warriors: People who think traffic will be better on Saturday
- Urban Sprawl: Concrete as far as the eye can see
- Final Destination: Still here, still waiting
Originally posted 2013-09-20 17:44:18.