Manila Banking

Security Bank Ortigas: Where Elevator Music Meets Banking Blues

Lighthearted takes on banking in Manila’s second business district

Security Bank – Ortigas Branch

Address: Security Bank Centre, Ortigas, Pasig
Phone: +63 2 8887 9188
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10 Ortigas Banking Realities:

1. The escalator moves faster than the loan approval process
2. Corporate clients get their own “express” universe
3. Muzak versions of 90s hits soothe your growing impatience
4. Pro tip: Avoid lunch hour unless you enjoy smelling everyone’s takeout
5. The security guards could moonlight as bouncers
6. Glass walls let you watch people count money in slow motion
7. That moment when you realize you’re humming along to the hold music
8. Free neck exercises from looking at ceiling-high interest rates
9. The coffee shop next door does better business than the bank
10. Your watch stops working from sheer boredom

Originally posted 2013-06-06 19:48:00.