15 Humorous Observations About Miriam College High School

• Students can give feminist TED Talks by 10th grade
• The eco-garden is better maintained than most botanical parks
• Debate team members argue with teachers for fun
• Everyone has perfected the “I’m totally paying attention” face
• Science labs look like they belong in a research university
• PE uniforms are the only acceptable pajamas on campus
• The library turns into a sleepover party during finals week
• Teachers remember your older sister’s grades from 5 years ago
• School events have more hashtags than attendees
• Students develop telepathy to communicate during strict assemblies
• Everyone claims they “didn’t study” before acing philosophy exams
• The alumnae network could probably run the government
• Graduation means finally being allowed to wear pants on campus
• Students can recite the school mission statement in their sleep
• The ghost stories are more consistent than the WiFi signal