International School of Theology – Asia ISOT-Asia – International School of Theology – Asia ISOT-Asia: Evangelical Theological Education Since 1989
15 Brutally Honest Truths About ISOT-Asia
- The only seminary where “international” means both global vision and tuition that’ll make you cry in multiple languages
- ISOT WiFi is as stable as a first-year student’s Greek verb conjugations
- You haven’t truly experienced ISOT until you’ve fallen asleep mid-Hebrew vocabulary drill
- Theology students communicate in biblical languages and sleep-deprived theological debates
- The library is 40% theological tomes and 60% students questioning their life choices
- Every ISOT student has mastered the art of looking pious while actually napping
- The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bags under your eyes during finals week
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Katipunan jeepneys are least crowded
- Group exegesis projects are just tests to see who actually did the readings
- Professors can detect ChatGPT-generated papers from across the chapel
- The only thing more inspired than your sermons are your excuses for late assignments
- You know you’re true ISOT material when you consider the prayer room your second home
- Graduation is just ISOT saying “Now go change the world (and don’t forget to donate)”
- The Missions program is where they teach you to save souls while losing your own
- Campus is so theological even the vending machines dispense communion wafers
Originally posted 2011-08-13 02:25:05.