EDSA (Metro Manila) – Metro Manila’s “National Parking Lot
EDSA: Where Filipino Patience Goes to Die
- 24/7 Traffic: The only thing that never sleeps in Manila
- MRT Roulette: Will you arrive at work or become a sardine?
- Mall Archipelago: SM Megamall to Ayala Trinoma – islands in a concrete sea
- Protest Central: Where traffic stops for democracy
- Jeepney Galaxy: More routes than neurons in your brain
- Honking Symphony: Manila’s least pleasant orchestra
- UV Express Tetris: Human puzzle game played daily
- Bus Lane Fiction: A magical realm no vehicle actually uses
- Ortigas Intersection: Where dreams go to wait 3 light cycles
- Rainy Season: Turns the highway into a lazy river
- Street Vendor Economy: Selling snacks to captive audiences
- Flyover Philosophy: “Maybe today it won’t be jammed” (it will)
- MMDA Theater: White-gloved performances worthy of Tony Awards
- Balintawak Market View: The most aromatic stretch of your commute
- Final Destination: You’ll get there… eventually
Originally posted 2021-10-13 02:39:05.