Buendia Avenue (Makati) – Makati’s “Traffic Tango” Corridor
Buendia: Where Your Soul Goes to Wait in Traffic
- Corporate Canyon: Glass towers full of people questioning life choices
- Jeepney Galaxy: More routes than neurons in your brain
- Traffic Light Fiction: Green means “maybe go if the buses aren’t blocking”
- UV Express Tetris: Human puzzle game during rush hour
- Rainy Season: Turns the avenue into Venice (with more trash)
- Street Food Survival: Balut with a side of exhaust fumes
- Overpass Olympics: Daily steeplechase with briefcases
- Construction Zone: Permanent since the 90s
- Sidewalk Bazaar: Selling ties, phone cards and tiny umbrellas
- Neighborhood Watch: Security guards who’ve seen it all
- 7-Eleven Economy: The real office pantry
- Motorcycle Madness: Lane splitting at death-defying speeds
- MRT Blues: The station where dreams go to die
- Weekend Mirage: When traffic almost moves
- Final Destination: Your soul remains stuck here forever
Originally posted 2006-06-26 21:36:18.