Manila Banking

BPI Escolta: Where Modern Banking Meets Spanish Colonial Pace

Lighthearted observations about Manila’s most historic banking speed

BPI Escolta: Where Modern Banking Meets Spanish Colonial Pace

BPI – Escolta Branch

Address: 101 Escolta St, Manila
Phone: +63 2 8524 2631
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10 Escolta Banking Realities:

  1. The ceiling fans spin at 1890s revolution speeds
  2. Marble floors polished by generations of impatient feet
  3. Tellers use abacuses for dramatic effect (and backup)
  4. Your deposit receipt looks like a Spanish-era document
  5. The “Express” lane moves at kalesa pace
  6. Pro tip: Bring a history book for the wait
  7. Security guards dress like they’re guarding Fort Santiago
  8. The vault door weighs more than your account balance
  9. That moment when “online banking” means shouting across the room
  10. Free nostalgia with every transaction

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Originally posted 2005-01-27 09:00:49.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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