15 Humorous Observations About Assumption College

• Students switch between three languages before breakfast
• The chapel is the only place where 500 girls are actually quiet
• Uniform inspections are treated with more gravity than UN meetings
• Science labs look like they belong in a research institute
• PE class is basically training for future power walks in heels
• The library turns into a 24/7 study hub during IB exams
• Teachers remember your grandmother’s grades from the 1960s
• School events have more traditions than Buckingham Palace
• Everyone claims they “barely studied” before acing philosophy papers
• The alumnae network could probably run several governments
• Students develop telepathic skills during silent retreats
• Graduation means finally wearing something other than plaid
• Dorm life creates friendships (and rivalries) that last lifetimes
• The ghost stories are more consistent than the WiFi signal
• Students can recite the school’s French motto in their sleep