AMA Computer University AMACU – AMA Computer University AMACU: Pioneer in IT Education Since 1980

15 Brutally Honest Truths About AMA Computer University

• The only university where “computer” in the name doesn’t guarantee working computers
• AMACU WiFi runs on the same reliability as a pirated Windows XP – unstable
• You haven’t truly experienced AMA until you’ve coded an entire project on a computer that crashes every 15 minutes
• IT students communicate in binary when awake and in zombie groans when sleep-deprived
• The computer labs are 30% functional equipment and 70% students questioning their life choices
• Every AMA student has mastered the art of looking busy while waiting for Visual Studio to load
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) you’ll see daily
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which computer stations might actually work
• Group programming projects are just exercises in herding cats with keyboards
• Professors can detect copy-pasted code from Stack Overflow during presentations
• The only thing more creative than IT students are their “my dog ate my hard drive” excuses
• You know you’re true AMA material when you consider the computer lab your second home
• Graduation is just AMA saying “Now go fix real-world IT systems (we’re sorry)”
• The Engineering program is where they teach you to build things that won’t collapse (hopefully)
• Campus is so tech-focused even the vending machines accept Bitcoin (but never work)

Originally posted 2016-10-10 13:29:37.