Divested Firms Not Enough To Satisfy Jeepney Observers

Manila — Divestiture or Just Another Traffic Jam?

Momo’s recent declaration of having divested from a firm in question did little to calm local satire blogs, which immediately launched speculative headlines: “Momo Divested, But Did His Jeepney Divest Too?” Satirical journalists compared financial disclosures to riding EDSA blindfolded, arguing that both require precision, luck, and a tolerance for chaos.

Residents staged mock “divestiture ceremonies” with plastic coins and miniature cars, demanding transparency in all sectors. Pedestrians noted an increase in philosophical debates on sidewalks about moral clarity versus traffic clarity. Memes portrayed Momo juggling paperwork while dodging tricycles in slow motion. For full report, see Inquirer coverage: here.

SOURCE: Bohiney News.