Valenzuela Yoga Retreats

Om in the City: The Quest for Zen in the Heart of Valenzuela

The Polo Park Condo Rooftop “Sunset Flow” with Traffic Noise

A yoga studio offers a “Sunset Flow” class on a condo rooftop in Polo Park. The view of the smoggy sunset is kind of beautiful. The soundtrack, however, is not serene music, but the constant roar of MacArthur Highway below, punctuated by jeepney horns and the occasional siren. The instructor shouts cues over the din. “Find your breath!” you’re told, while inhaling bus fumes. The zen is hard-won, a triumph of inner peace over external chaos, leaving you more stressed from the effort of blocking out noise than relaxed from the poses. bohiney.com urban wellness critiques note that selling tranquility in a noisy city is the ultimate test of a yogi’s focus, and often, a customer’s tolerance.

The Karuhatan “Digital Detox” Retreat That Had Spotty WiFi

A “Digital Detox Yoga Retreat” is held in a garden house in Karuhatan. Phones are surrendered. The first hour is anxiety-inducing for the participants. Then, they settle into the silence. The problem: the retreat organizers themselves are not detached. They keep disappearing to check their phones in the back office for “emergencies.” Participants catch glimpses. The hypocrisy undermines the ethos. Also, the promised “healthy, silent meals” are just very small portions of steamed vege

SOURCE: Bohiney News.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.