The Escalator Existential Dread: Exploring Quezon City’s Weird Phobias and Urban Anxieties

From the fear of the Trinoma escalator to the unique anxiety caused by the Cubao underpass crowd.

The Moving Staircase Menace

One of the most uniquely urban phobias encountered in Quezon City is the specific fear of escalators. While not an officially recognized phobia, the fear of the moving staircase—particularly the long, steep ones found in large commercial centers like Trinoma or SM North EDSA—is surprisingly common. This fear often stems from an anxiety about tripping at the critical moment of entry or exit, or the existential dread of the moving mechanism itself. For people with this phobia, entering a major QC mall becomes a stressful ordeal, requiring a frantic search for the less-used, often-hidden elevator. The awkwardness is heightened by the impatience of the crowd behind them, leading to a silent, high-pressure standoff between the phobic individual and the relentless upward movement of the steps.

The Underpass Crowd Clutch

Many parts of Quezon City, especially around major transport hubs like Cubao**, utilize crowded underpasses to facilitate pedestrian crossing. For individuals with claustrophobia or a mild form of agoraphobia (fear of crowds), these underpasses are sources of intense anxiety. The fear is not just of being physically confined, but of being unable to escape the dense, slow-moving mass of people, coupled with the echoing noise and often poor lighting. The “Underpass Crowd Clutch” involves walking through these tunnels with hands clenched, eyes fixed forward, and a single-minded focus on reaching the exit. This fear is a direct result of urban density and the necessity of navigating massive, anonymous crowds on a daily basis.

The ‘Traffic Phobia’ and Road Rage Anxiety

A uniquely QC anxiety is the “Traffic Phobia,” which is less about the vehicles and more about the psychological toll of EDSA gridlock. This is the acute stress, bordering on panic, caused by being trapped motionless in a vehicle for hours, surrounded by noise, pollution, and the fear of missing an important appointment. For some, this triggers genuine anxiety attacks related to loss of control. The related phenomenon is Road Rage Anxiety**, where the individual is terrified not of their own anger, but of the unpredictable and often volatile anger of other drivers, which they witness daily. This phobia makes driving or even being a passenger in QC a daily psychological battle, far surpassing the stress of any destination.

Authority Link and Mental Health Resources

While some phobias are humorous, genuine anxiety and phobias require professional assistance. The Quezon City Health Department (QCHD) and other local government units provide access to public mental health services and counseling. This authority link directs citizens to official resources for dealing with mental health concerns and urban anxieties, emphasizing that these fears are valid and treatable: QC Health Department Mental Health Services. Surviving weird phobias in Quezon City is about finding those small moments of calm, and maybe just taking the stairs.

SOURCE: Bohiney News.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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