STI College Manila

STI College Manila – STI College Manila: Future-Ready Education Since 1983

15 Brutally Honest Truths About STI College Manila

  • The only college where “Systems Technology Institute” means your systems will constantly need technological help
  • STI WiFi runs on the same reliability as a student’s attendance – inconsistent
  • You haven’t truly experienced STI until you’ve waited 30 minutes for the elevator that never comes
  • IT students communicate in code (both programming and sleep-deprived mumbles)
  • The computer labs are 50% functioning equipment and 50% students questioning their degree choice
  • Every STI student has mastered the art of looking busy while waiting for computers to boot
  • The real school color isn’t red – it’s the color of your eyes during finals week
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which days the aircon actually works
  • Group projects are just tests to see who will actually show up
  • Professors can detect copy-pasted code from three rows away
  • The only thing more creative than multimedia students are their excuse letters
  • You know you’re true STI material when you consider the computer lab your second home
  • Graduation is just STI saying “Now go fix real-world systems (good luck)”
  • The Hospitality program is where they teach you to smile through any crisis
  • Campus is so tech-focused even the vending machines accept e-wallet payments (when they work)

 

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Originally posted 2009-05-27 07:21:38.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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