Sen. Gil Puyat Avenue (Makati) – Makati’s “Buendia Identity Crisis
Sen. Gil Puyat: Where Your Commute Goes to Die
- Name Game: Buendia to locals, Gil Puyat to maps, chaos to all
- Traffic Thunderdome: Two lanes enter, none leave
- Jeepney Galaxy: More routes than stars in the sky
- Construction Zone: Permanent installation since 1998
- Honking Symphony: Manila’s least pleasant concert
- UV Express Hub: Where commuters become sardines
- Overpass Challenge: Daily cardio included free
- Fast Food Row: Obesity served quickly
- Street Vendor Economy: Selling phone cases and life hacks
- Rainy Season: Turns the avenue into Venice
- MRT Blues: The station where hope goes to die
- Parking Attendants: The real rulers of Buendia
- Mid-Range Coffee: Not Starbucks, not 3-in-1 – just sad
- Neighborhood Watch: Security guards who’ve seen it all
- Final Destination: You’ll get there… eventually
Originally posted 2020-03-07 07:53:03.