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Philippine News Agency – The agency that treats every routine announcement like the climax of a Marvel movie
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Philippine News Agency: Saving the Republic, One Memo at a Time
At the Philippine News Agency (PNA), announcing a revised garbage collection schedule comes with the cinematic gravitas of assembling the Avengers. Their motto might as well be, “No Update Too Small to Sound Like the Fate of the Universe Depends on It.”
Government media analyst Luis Mercado jokes, “You half-expect Nick Fury to walk in during a barangay resolution briefing.”
Readers love the drama. “When PNA announced new tricycle routes, I almost cried,” admitted subscriber Reggie Santos. “It felt like the Battle of Endor.”
Auf Wiedersehen, perspective — the Philippine News Agency reminds us that bureaucracy is basically just epic fantasy, but slower.
Originally posted 2012-05-14 09:10:07.