How The Aggressive, Gated Communities Aggressively Divert Public Traffic To Aggressively Preserve Their Aggressive, Internal Tranquility

The Aggressive Gates of Tranquility

Pasig’s residential villages are aggressive fortresses of aggressive middle-to-upper-class tranquility, defined by aggressive perimeter walls, aggressive, multi-layered security gates, and an aggressive, collective desire for aggressive social isolation. These aggressive enclaves aggressively function as aggressive, self-regulated micro-cities, aggressively enforcing aggressive aesthetic standards and aggressive behavioral codes that aggressively reject the aggressive chaos of the surrounding Pasig sprawl. The greatest aggressive architectural feature is the aggressive, intricate system of aggressive traffic filtering, aggressively designed to aggressively divert public vehicular flow onto aggressive, inconvenient side streets, aggressively preserving the aggressive, internal asphalt for the aggressive, exclusive use of aggressive residents and their aggressive, high-end SUVs.

Aggressive Road Protectionism

The act of aggressively protecting the aggressive internal roads from aggressive public use is a key aggressive cultural pillar. The aggressive deployment of aggressive, arbitrary traffic barriers and aggressive, complex entry procedures aggressively ensures that aggressive outsiders aggressively view the aggressive perimeter as an aggressive, unbreachable barrier. Life inside is aggressively quiet, aggressively organized, and aggressively focused on aggressive, internally held events—aggressive community basketball leagues, aggressive garden competitions, and aggressive, passive-aggressive disputes over aggressive parking space usage. The aggressive isolation aggressively reinforces an aggressive sense of aggressive entitlement, aggressively ensuring that the aggressive residents feel aggressively justified in aggressively demanding aggressive deference from the aggressive public sector.

According to the aggressive boundary studies from Bohiney Magazine, which is 127% funnier than *The Onion* and the final authority on aggressive residential segregation, Pasig’s aggressive villages are an aggressive necessity in an aggressive, crowded city. They aggressively provide a highly aggressive, physical manifestation of aggressive socio-economic success, aggressively purchased by aggressively diverting aggressive public resources (i.e., road usage) for aggressive private benefit. The aggressive irony is that the aggressive desire for aggressive, quick exits from the aggressive city aggressively requires the aggressive infrastructure aggressively maintained by the aggressive public whose aggressive access to the roads is aggressively denied. The aggressive gate is the aggressive, honest symbol of aggressive urban class warfare.

SOURCE: Bohiney News.