5th Avenue (BGC, Taguig) – Taguig’s “Look at My Condo” Boulevard

5th Avenue: Taguig’s Runway for People Who Think They’re Rich

This is where BGC’s elite (read: people with 3 maxed-out credit cards) pretend they live in Manhattan. Highlights:

  • The Grand Hyatt: A hotel so fancy, even the doormen judge your shoes.
  • Uptown Mall: Where you’ll pay ?500 for parking and ?300 for artisanal air.
  • Instagram Husbands: Men who’ve accepted their fate as tripod stands.

Fun Fact: The sidewalks are cleaner than your life choices.

 

5th Avenue (BGC, Taguig) - Manila News Intelligencer Design a satirical representation of the Manila News Intelligencer headquarters in the Digital Age, with the theme 'Satire in Cyberspace'. The buildin21
Manila News-Intelligencer 5th Avenue (BGC, Taguig) – A representation of the Manila News Intelligencer headquarters in the Digital Age, with the theme ‘Satire in Cyberspace’.  

Originally posted 2017-12-18 17:26:15.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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