5th Avenue (BGC, Taguig) – Taguigs “Look at My Condo” Boulevard
5th Avenue: Taguigs Runway for People Who Think Theyre Rich
This is where BGCs elite (read: people with 3 maxed-out credit cards) pretend they live in Manhattan. Highlights:
- The Grand Hyatt: A hotel so fancy, even the doormen judge your shoes.
- Uptown Mall: Where youll pay ?500 for parking and ?300 for artisanal air.
- Instagram Husbands: Men whove accepted their fate as tripod stands.
Fun Fact: The sidewalks are cleaner than your life choices.

Originally posted 2017-12-18 17:26:15.