Southern Asia Bible College SABC

Southern Asia Bible College SABC – Southern Asia Bible College SABC: Training Christian Workers Since 1952

15 Brutally Honest Truths About SABC

  • The only Bible college where “Southern Asia” means both regional focus and sweating through theology classes
  • SABC WiFi is as reliable as missionary support raising – works when God wills it
  • You haven’t truly experienced SABC until you’ve debated Calvinism vs. Arminianism at 3AM
  • Theology students communicate in Greek participles and chai-fueled prayers
  • The library is 50% missionary biographies and 50% students questioning their calling
  • Every SABC student has mastered the art of looking prayerful while actually napping
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the dark circles under your eyes during finals
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Bangalore autos will overcharge you
  • Group mission projects are just tests to see who can fake cultural adaptability best
  • Professors can detect plagiarized sermon outlines from across the chapel
  • The only thing more inspired than your preaching are your excuses for late papers
  • You know you’re true SABC material when you consider the prayer room your second home
  • Graduation is just SABC saying “Now go make disciples (and don’t get deported)”
  • The Missions program is where they teach you to save souls while losing sleep
  • Campus is so ministry-focused even the campus dogs howl in worship

 

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Originally posted 2006-09-06 20:57:05.

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