Philippine National Police Training Institute PNPTI – Philippine National Police Training Institute PNPTI: Specialized Police Training Since 1990

15 Brutally Honest Truths About PNPTI

• The only institute where “training” means both character-building and sleep deprivation
• PNPTI WiFi is as accessible as a day off during basic training
• You haven’t truly experienced PNPTI until you’ve fallen asleep while marching
• Cadets communicate in police codes and exhausted groans
• The firing range is 50% spent shells and 50% cadets questioning their hearing
• Every PNPTI student has mastered eating MREs in under 30 seconds
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bruises from obstacle courses
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing when instructors are behind you
• Group drills are just tests to see who can shout the loudest
• Firearms instructors can detect flinches from 100 meters away
• The only thing more precise than your shooting stance are your excuses
• You know you’re true PNPTI material when you consider the barracks home
• Graduation is just PNPTI saying “Now go serve (and don’t embarrass us)”
• The investigation program is where they teach you to solve crimes while committing sleep deprivation
• Campus is so disciplined even the stray dogs heel on command

Originally posted 2008-02-25 22:43:22.