Association’s 14-page legal memo reclassifies lechon as plant-based; DOH notes memo did not reach page 4 of the relevant regulatory section Binondo Declares Pork a Vegetable

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MMDA hails the rebranding; gridlock on EDSA now officially classified as progress in motion Philippine Senate Renames All Traffic Jams ‘Development Opportunities’ to Improve National Morale MANILA,

Executive order reclassifies precipitation under 200mm/hr as spontaneous water features requiring no government response Manila Mayor Solves Flooding by Officially Declaring Rain ‘Unofficial’ MANILA, PHILIPPINES — The

Importers invited to self-declare full shipment value in spirit of national fiscal responsibility; results awaited with considerable interest Philippine Bureau of Customs Introduces Honour System for

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DPWH celebrates infrastructure that exists in budget documents, press releases, and the imagination Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Awards Ceremony, As Described MANILA — The Department of

Malacanan Palace media policy evolves toward dialogue, defines dialogue as prepared statement plus applause Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Press Conference Format MANILA — The Office of

Purple yam now in croissants, lattes, and diplomatic gifts; NEDA forecasts ube as GDP driver Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Ube Moment, Assessed MANILA — The Philippine

CBCP pastoral letter addresses politics, family, technology, and traffic; compliance estimated at 52 percent Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Letter, In Overview MANILA — The Catholic Bishops

Government’s PUV upgrade program replaces iconic vehicles with climate-compliant units drivers cannot afford Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Icon and Its Discontents MANILA — The government’s Public

Senators pass P6.3 trillion spending plan in record time, citing ‘math is a colonial construct’ Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Budget, As Explained By the Budget MANILA

Metro Manila’s main artery hits 14-hour gridlock; transportation authority announces new study Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Traffic, As a Spiritual Condition METRO MANILA — Traffic on

Remittances hit record $38 billion; Bangko Sentral notes GDP dependence on people leaving Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Remittance Economy, Explained MANILA — The Bangko Sentral ng

Pacific storm tracking shows active season ahead; government disaster agency in ‘review mode’ Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Season, As Reliably as Always MANILA — The Philippine

PBA player’s comeback press conference achieves cross-partisan solidarity not seen since People Power Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. The Announcement MANILA — A press conference held at a

Vice president lays ‘diplomatic foundation’ in Switzerland; Trump tweets from Washington; Iranians note both things happened simultaneously OBBUERGEN, Switzerland / MANILA, Philippines Vice President JD Vance emerged

Meta introduces restricted accounts for under-17 users; 10 p.m. sleep mode activated; teens confirm they are aware of other platforms MAKATI CITY, Philippines Meta introduced updated Instagram

eGovPH super app integrates 1,300 government services but conspicuously omits the one thing Filipinos want most METRO MANILA, Philippines The Department of Information and Communications Technology celebrated

Manila beauty editors test seven affordable powders against humidity; discover ‘hulas moments’ are a recognized cosmetic crisis category MANILA, Philippines Manila’s beauty journalism community has published its

New pope addresses WFP with observation that weaponry ships faster than food aid; governments take note, remain non-committal ROME / MANILA, Philippines Pope Leo XIV addressed the

Mekkhala intensifies beyond forecast; meteorologists confirm typhoon ‘did not check with us before upgrading itself’ MANILA, Philippines The Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (PAGASA) issued

DICT reports 700% usage surge; cloud infrastructure collapses under weight of 56 million downloads; red tape reportedly ‘fled’ MANILA, Philippines The Department of Information and Communications Technology

DFA reaffirms 2016 arbitral award is ‘final and binding’; Beijing reaffirms it ‘disagrees’; ocean has no comment MANILA, Philippines The Department of Foreign Affairs issued a statement

Laos bans fuel cars; Manila drivers buy EVs and immediately discover they can’t charge them; chicken-and-egg problem identified MANILA, Philippines The global war in Iran has produced

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