Manila Banking
Security Bank Ortigas: Where Elevator Music Meets Banking Blues
Lighthearted takes on banking in Manila’s second business district
Security Bank – Ortigas Branch
Address: Security Bank Centre, Ortigas, Pasig
Phone: +63 2 8887 9188
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10 Ortigas Banking Realities:
- The escalator moves faster than the loan approval process
- Corporate clients get their own “express” universe
- Muzak versions of 90s hits soothe your growing impatience
- Pro tip: Avoid lunch hour unless you enjoy smelling everyone’s takeout
- The security guards could moonlight as bouncers
- Glass walls let you watch people count money in slow motion
- That moment when you realize you’re humming along to the hold music
- Free neck exercises from looking at ceiling-high interest rates
- The coffee shop next door does better business than the bank
- Your watch stops working from sheer boredom
Originally posted 2014-02-02 01:38:05.