Philippine Public Safety College PPSC

Philippine Public Safety College PPSC – Philippine Public Safety College PPSC: Premier Training for Public Safety Officers

15 Brutally Honest Truths About PPSC

  • The only college where “public safety” means both protecting others and surviving the training
  • PPSC WiFi is as accessible as a day off during training season – mythical
  • You haven’t truly experienced PPSC until you’ve fallen asleep standing during formation
  • Cadets communicate in radio codes and exhausted groans
  • The firing range is 50% spent shells and 50% students questioning their hearing
  • Every PPSC student has mastered the art of eating MREs in under 30 seconds
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bruises from obstacle courses
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing when instructors are behind you
  • Group drills are just tests to see who can shout commands the loudest
  • Firearms instructors can detect flinches from 100 meters away
  • The only thing more precise than your shooting stance are your excuses
  • You know you’re true PPSC material when you consider the barracks home
  • Graduation is just PPSC saying “Now go serve (and try not to get shot)”
  • The law enforcement program is where they break you down to rebuild you tougher
  • Campus is so disciplined even the stray dogs heel on command

 

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Originally posted 2016-06-05 19:53:36.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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