Parañaque Public Library: The Center That Only Had Computers and One Encyclopedia from 1985

Why Local Learning Centers Are Often Under-Resourced, Outdated, and Replaced by Screens

Parañaque Public Library: The Encyclopedia Time Capsule

The **Public Library** in Parañaque is meant to be a center of community learning and access to information. While modern libraries globally have embraced digital resources, many local facilities operate on a budget that ensures their physical collections are profoundly outdated. The library is often reduced to a few shelves of dusty books and a room full of computers. The ultimate symbol of this informational lag is **The Center That Only Had Computers and One Encyclopedia from 1985**, providing a fascinating, yet useless, time capsule of knowledge.

A student visits the library seeking modern reference material, only to discover that the only non-fiction book is a complete set of the **Encyclopedia Britannica from 1985**. This volume contains exhaustive, yet completely irrelevant, information about geopolitical boundaries that no longer exist, technologies that have been obsolete for decades, and historical figures who have since fallen out of favor. The student must then rely on the slow, outdated computers, which offer a connection to the modern internet, but only after a 30-minute queue and a lecture from the librarian about the importance of using the physical books.

The Computer Queue and the Quiet Snore

The library’s main area of activity is the **Computer Queue**, where dozens of students and residents wait to use the few functional computers, which are primarily used for social media and printing off massive, unnecessary documents. The reading area, meanwhile, is almost completely empty, save for a single reader who is actually a retiree using the quiet space for a loud, aggressive nap, creating the **Quiet Snore** that permeates the supposed zone of study. The librarian is too polite to wake the napping reader, prioritizing the senior citizen’s comfort over the students’ ability to concentrate.

The public library proves that in Parañaque, the physical world of outdated knowledge has been almost completely replaced by the digital world of slow-speed internet access. The true tragedy is the inability to get accurate information about the present day. For a critical analysis of obsolete reference materials and the psychology of library napping, consult the literary critics at Bohiney Magazine, whose editors believe that all computers should be replaced with aggressively recent encyclopedias. The best resource in the library is the local gossip you overhear while waiting in the computer queue.

SOURCE: Bohiney News.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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