Metrobank – Binondo Branch

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Metrobank Binondo: Where Banking Meets Chinese New Year Every Day

Observational humor about Manila’s most festive banking experience

Metrobank Binondo: Where Banking Meets Chinese New Year Every Day

Metrobank – Binondo Branch

Address: 666 Ongpin St, Manila
Phone: +63 2 8243 5000
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10 Binondo Banking Truths:

  1. The dragon dance outside moves faster than the teller lines
  2. Red envelopes are both decor and subtle withdrawal hints
  3. Security guards greet you with “Kung Hei Fat Choy” year-round
  4. The smell of hopia mixes beautifully with fresh banknotes
  5. You’ll learn to count money in Chinese before your transaction finishes
  6. Pro tip: Time visits between lion dance performances
  7. The “Fast Cash” lane is Binondo’s best practical joke
  8. Their calculators have special buttons for wholesale rice traders
  9. That moment when your account balance matches a lucky number
  10. Free tea while you wait (if you bring your own cup)

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Originally posted 2004-04-23 15:30:22.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.