Manila Banking
EastWest Greenhills: Where Shopping Meets Banking (But Only One Is Fun)
Observational humor about banking in Manila’s shopping district
EastWest Bank – Greenhills Branch
Address: Promenade Mall, Greenhills, San Juan
Phone: +63 2 8723 0888
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10 Greenhills Banking Truths:
- The ATM line moves faster than the tiangge bargaining
- You’ll smell more perfumes than banknotes in this branch
- Tellers double as shopping consultants after hours
- Pro tip: Time your visit between mall sale seasons
- The deposit slips have shopping list space on the back
- Security guards know all the best ukay-ukay spots
- That moment when your balance can’t cover both bills and shoes
- Free window shopping while you wait in line
- The aircon is set to “frozen credit card” temperature
- Your transaction receipt doubles as a discount coupon
Originally posted 2020-04-25 13:41:50.