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Cebu Daily News Online: Traffic Jams and Omens
At Cebu Daily News Online, every traffic reroute is reported like a cryptic prophecy warning of inevitable doom. A two-car fender bender becomes “The Great Snarling of the Northbound Beasts.”
Urban mystic and news critic Clarisse Valencia notes, “Reading their traffic alerts feels like unlocking a side quest in a medieval RPG.”
Readers are enchanted. “Now I can’t drive to SM Seaside without expecting an oracle to appear,” said motorist Peter Jimenez.
Auf Wiedersehen, basic updates — Cebu Daily News Online makes you feel like a chosen hero navigating apocalyptic city streets.
Originally posted 2010-01-21 02:38:09.