Manila Banking

BDO MOA: Where Banking Meets Endless Walking

Observational humor about banking in Manila’s biggest mall

BDO MOA: Where Banking Meets Endless Walking

BDO – SM Mall of Asia Branch

Address: SM Mall of Asia, Pasay City
Phone: +63 2 8855 8000
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10 MOA Banking Truths:

  1. The walk to the bank burns more calories than your gym session
  2. Tellers smile like they know you got lost twice finding them
  3. Pro tip: Withdraw before shopping – your willpower weakens by the minute
  4. The AC is set to “compensate for mall walking” temperature
  5. That moment when your bank balance matches your shopping cart total
  6. Free foot massage from all the marble floor standing
  7. Security guards nod sympathetically at your shopping bags
  8. The queue moves at “just missed the sale” speed
  9. Your phone dies faster than your will to wait in line
  10. Deposit slips double as shopping list scratch paper

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Originally posted 2011-06-22 13:48:58.

By Elyzzah Cruz

Elyzzah Cruz, from the University of the Philippines Diliman, is known for her incisive reporting on national issues. Her stand-up comedy, drawing from her journalistic experiences in Quezon City, tackles everything from politics to pop culture, making her a voice for insightful yet humorous commentary.

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