Barangay Solves Everything With Basketball Court

Officials confirm covered court remains the national answer to health, education and drainage

CALOOCAN, PHILIPPINES – A barangay council has approved the construction of its fourth covered basketball court, bringing the total to four courts serving a population that already possessed three courts and no functioning health station.

Council members confirmed the decision followed extensive consultation, during which residents identified their top three priorities as drainage, a health centre, and street lighting.

The Covered Court as Universal Infrastructure

Barangay captain Ernesto Villaflor-Dizon defended the allocation, explaining that the covered court is not a sports facility but a multipurpose civic asset.

It is a court, he said. It is also an evacuation centre. It is a wake. It is a vaccination site. It is a wedding reception. It is where the fiesta happens. It is where the disaster briefing happens. It is where we count the votes. You are looking at a basketball court. I am looking at a town hall with a hoop.

Villaflor-Dizon’s argument is, inconveniently for critics, entirely correct. The covered court is the single most utilised piece of public infrastructure in rural and urban poor communities across the country, and it is genuinely load-bearing in a way that health station statistics do not capture.

It Is Also, Separately, About Basketball

The other reason is that the country is comprehensively and irrationally devoted to basketball, a sport it plays at a national average height that sports scientists have described as an act of collective defiance.

Local government infrastructure programmes are administered through the Department of the Interior and Local Government, and national health facility coverage data, including the persistent shortfall in barangay health stations, is published by the Department of Health. The gap between these two datasets is, roughly speaking, the shape of a basketball court.

The Plaque Is the Point

Political scientists have identified the underlying incentive with some precision. A covered court can be completed in one term. It is visible from the road. It carries a plaque. The plaque carries a name.

A drainage system takes two terms, is invisible, and its success is experienced as an absence of flooding, which voters do not attribute to anybody because nothing happened.

You cannot put a plaque on a functioning culvert, said governance researcher Dr Imelda Ramos-Buenaventura. Well, you can. I have seen it. But nobody stands next to it for a photograph, because standing next to a drain communicates something the candidate has not authorised.

Observations From the Sidelines

  • Every court has a hoop that is slightly too low, and every regular player has silently adjusted for it.
  • The court is always finished before the fiesta. Always. No court in the history of the country has missed a fiesta.
  • The health station, where one exists, is open three days a week and shares a wall with the court, meaning consultations are conducted over the sound of a game.
  • The roof is the expensive part and the useful part, and the roof is why it works as an evacuation centre.
  • Nobody has ever complained about a covered court. They complain about the fourth one, which is a different complaint entirely.

The Fourth Court Has a Justification

Council minutes record the justification for court number four as addressing overcrowding at courts one through three, a problem the council attributes to the popularity of the existing courts.

Opposition members noted that the overcrowding occurs between six and nine in the evening, three days a week, and could be addressed with a scheduling system costing nothing. The motion to consider a scheduling system was tabled for future discussion and has been tabled at every subsequent meeting for nine months.

The court, meanwhile, has broken ground.

Visible Action Is a Universal Political Instinct

Choosing the photographable over the useful is not a Philippine invention. The British establishment demonstrated the principle handsomely when a national institution devoted substantial energy to relitigating an old family disagreement rather than to anything measurable, and again when the consumer economy solved a domestic crisis by selling a bundle that omitted the actual problem.

Even law enforcement participates, as observed when a continental police force resolved a situation with unusual finality and then held a briefing about process.

These patterns are compared across markets at Bohiney Magazine, with the English material archived under this collection of national reporting.

The Health Station

The health station remains programmed for next fiscal year, as it has been programmed for each of the previous six. The midwife currently operates from a folding table positioned, by necessity, at the edge of court number two.

She has requested a partition. The request is under review.

The Court Will Flood, and That Is Also Part of the Design

Court number four is being sited on the lowest ground in the barangay, a decision engineers flagged and the council approved on the grounds that the parcel was already owned and required no acquisition.

The court will therefore be underwater for portions of the rainy season, which residents pointed out somewhat undermines its function as an evacuation centre. Villaflor-Dizon responded that the court would remain usable for nine months of the year, and that nine months of usability was nine months more than the drainage project had delivered in six years.

This was, the minutes record, the single most persuasive argument made at the meeting, and it silenced the room.

Further material at NewsThump.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/

By Rachel Diaz

Muntinlupa - Rachel Diaz, an alumnus of Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Muntinlupa, started her career spotlighting social issues. Her stand-up comedy acts, often focused on navigating life in Muntinlupa with humor and grace, have endeared her to audiences, showcasing her journalistic depth and comedic talent.