Ayala Avenue Extension (Makati) – Makati’s “Almost Main Street
Ayala Avenue Extension: Where Dreams Go to Wait in Traffic
- B-Team Boulevard: For companies that couldn’t afford the real Ayala Ave
- Traffic Calming: Nature’s way of saying “you’re not that important”
- Second-Tier Banks: Where you go when BPI rejects you
- Elevator Music: The soundtrack of corporate purgatory
- Parking Attendants: The real power players
- Lunchtime Migration: The daily search for edible food
- Overpriced Salads: Punishment for poor career choices
- Smoking Area: Where careers go to burn slowly
- Weekend Ghost Town: When the office drones escape
- Aircon Arctic: Icy enough to freeze ambition
- Taxi Standoff: Where Grab drivers go to cancel rides
- Fake Plants: The only greenery in this concrete wasteland
- Security Guards: More numerous than actual employees
- Mid-Rise Buildings: Not tall enough to be cool
- Final Irony: You can see the real Ayala Ave from here
Originally posted 2008-12-07 03:44:47.