15 Humorous Observations About JRU Senior High School

• Students can calculate profit margins in their sleep
• The business lab has more pretend companies than the stock exchange
• Everyone develops a love-hate relationship with accounting class
• Teachers spot a single decimal error from across the room
• Group projects turn into full-scale startup pitches
• School events have more sponsors than attendees
• Students consider 5 hours of sleep a “good night’s rest”
• The library is where social lives go to die during tax season
• Everyone claims they “don’t really study” while carrying 10 textbooks
• PE class feels like training for corporate team building
• Graduation means finally being allowed to wear something other than the uniform
• Students develop superhuman tolerance for hearing “Rizalian values” daily
• The alumni network could probably buy a small country
• Teachers remember your parents’ grades from 30 years ago
• The school song gets stuck in your head for life