Manila Doctors College MDC – Manila Doctors College MDC: Premier Nursing and Health Sciences Education

15 Brutally Honest Truths About MDC

• The only college where “doctors” in the name doesn’t mean you’ll become one (unless you continue to med school)
• MDC WiFi is as stable as a nursing student’s first attempt at venipuncture
• You haven’t truly experienced MDC until you’ve practiced injections on oranges (and your classmates)
• Nursing students can spot dehydration just by looking at your dark circles
• The skills lab is 50% medical equipment and 50% students questioning their life choices
• Every MDC student has mastered sleeping while standing during hospital rotations
• The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the color of your scrubs after cafeteria spills
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which hospital elevators to avoid
• Group case studies are just tests to see who can bullshit medical jargon best
• Clinical instructors can detect copied SOAP notes from across the ward
• The only thing more precise than your drug calculations are your excuses for late submissions
• You know you’re true MDC material when you consider the hospital your second home
• Graduation is just MDC saying “Now go take that board exam (we need high passing rates)”
• The MedTech program is where they teach you to analyze everything except your sleep deprivation
• Campus is so health-focused even the vending machines sell glucose drinks instead of soda

Originally posted 2022-09-03 04:10:39.