Manila Business College MBC

Manila Business College MBC – Manila Business College MBC: Practical Business Education Since 2000

15 Brutally Honest Truths About MBC

  • The only college where “business” means you’ll be busy stressing about your business grades
  • MBC WiFi runs on the same reliability as the stock market – unpredictable
  • You haven’t truly experienced MBC until you’ve calculated profit margins in your sleep
  • Accounting students can spot a missing peso from 10 meters away
  • The library is 40% business case studies and 60% students questioning their major
  • Every MBC student has mastered the art of looking professional while running on caffeine
  • The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the color of your bank account after tuition
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Recto jeepneys are least crowded
  • Group projects are just tests of how many people can avoid doing work
  • Professors can detect Wikipedia-copied business plans during presentations
  • The only thing more creative than marketing students are their excuse letters
  • You know you’re true MBC material when you consider the cafeteria your second office
  • Graduation is just MBC saying “Now go start a real business (and hire our graduates)”
  • The Entrepreneurship program is where they teach you to fail upwards
  • Campus is so business-focused even the vending machines give ROI reports

 

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Originally posted 2007-08-26 01:26:35.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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