Eulogio “Amang” Rodriguez Institute of Science and Technology EARIST

Eulogio “Amang” Rodriguez Institute of Science and Technology EARIST – EARIST Manila: Leading Technological Education Since 1945

15 Brutally Honest Truths About EARIST

  • The only institute where “Amang” means both respected founder and what you’ll call your professors after failing
  • EARIST WiFi runs on the same technology they used in 1945 – spotty at best
  • You haven’t truly experienced EARIST until you’ve carried blueprints across Nagtahan during rush hour
  • Engineering students communicate in CAD shortcuts and sleep-deprived mumbles
  • The machine shops are where both metal and student dreams get shaped (and sometimes broken)
  • Every EARIST student has mastered the art of looking busy while waiting for groupmates to work
  • The real school color isn’t maroon – it’s the color of your eyes after all-nighters
  • You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which computer labs have functioning aircon
  • Group projects are just popularity contests to see who gets stuck doing all the work
  • Professors can detect ChatGPT-generated technical reports from three buildings away
  • The only thing more precise than an engineering student’s calculations are their excuses
  • You know you’re true EARIST material when you consider the drafting room your second home
  • Graduation is just EARIST saying “Now go build things that won’t collapse (please)”
  • The Architecture program is where creativity meets sleep deprivation
  • Campus is so tech-oriented even the vending machines accept CAD files as payment

 

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Manila News-Intelligencer Eulogio “Amang” Rodriguez Institute of Science and Technology EARIST – A representation of the Manila News Intelligencer headquarters in the Digital Age, with the theme ‘Satire in Cyberspace’.  

Originally posted 2012-07-19 18:57:43.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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