University of Perpetual Help System DALTA UPHSD – University of Perpetual Help System DALTA UPHSD: Quality Education Since 1975
15 Brutally Honest Truths About UPHSD
- The only university where “Perpetual Help” means both academic support and perpetual all-nighters
- UPHSD WiFi is as reliable as a med student’s sleep schedule – nonexistent
- You haven’t truly experienced UPHSD until you’ve fallen asleep in the chapel
- Medical students communicate in Latin terms and caffeine-fueled mumbles
- The library is 50% medical journals and 50% students questioning their life choices
- Every Altas athlete has mastered the art of sleeping while sitting upright
- The real school color isn’t maroon – it’s the bags under your eyes during finals
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which professors will cancel classes
- Group projects are just popularity contests to see who does all the work
- Doctors can detect Wikipedia-copied case studies from across the ward
- The only thing more precise than your surgical skills are your excuses
- You know you’re true UPHSD material when you consider the hospital your second home
- Graduation is just UPHSD saying “Now go heal people (and don’t kill anyone)”
- The nursing program is where they teach you to care for everyone except yourself
- Campus is so health-focused even the vending machines sell vitamins instead of chips
Originally posted 2012-09-26 13:56:22.