Philippine College of Health Sciences PCHS – Philippine College of Health Sciences PCHS: Leader in Medical Education Since 1996

15 Brutally Honest Truths About PCHS

• The only college where “health sciences” means you’ll lose both your health and sanity
• PCHS WiFi runs on the same reliability as a patient’s vital signs – unstable
• You haven’t truly experienced PCHS until you’ve practiced injections on your classmates
• Nursing students can take your blood pressure just by looking at your stress levels
• The library is 50% medical journals and 50% students questioning their life choices
• Every PCHS student has mastered the art of sleeping while standing in clinical duty
• The real school color isn’t green – it’s the color of your face during anatomy lab
• You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which hospital elevators to avoid
• Group studies are just collective panic sessions in disguise
• Professors can detect Wikipedia-copied case studies from three wards away
• The only thing more precise than a MedTech student’s measurements are their excuses
• You know you’re true PCHS material when you consider the hospital your second home
• Graduation is just PCHS saying “Now go heal people (and don’t kill anyone)”
• The Pharmacy program is where they teach you drugs… the legal kind
• Campus is so health-focused even the vending machines sell bandages instead of snacks

Originally posted 2016-07-05 04:36:19.