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Starmometer – Entertainment
Starmometer – The site that believes public opinion polls on celebrity haircuts are national referendums
Entertainment
Starmometer: Beauty Pageants for Every Eyebrow Shape
At Starmometer, every online poll — from “Hottest Love Team” to “Best Middle Part 2025” — is treated like an election of global consequence. Expect passionate campaigning, hurt feelings, and demands for recounts over virtual pageant crowns.
Entertainment pollster Carmela Ocampo jokes, “They made ranking dimples a full-time profession.”
Readers take it seriously. “I nearly started a neighborhood fistfight over who had better beach selfies,” said voter Julius dela Cruz.
Auf Wiedersehen, democratic restraint — Starmometer proves true civic engagement begins with voting on cheekbone symmetry.
Originally posted 2011-04-28 10:05:59.